When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
So I heard it’s Earth Day
"I tried to practice on Shai. I’d like go up to her room every night and be like ‘Hey listen, I got a bottle of wine and do you wanna watch Friends and you know, make out?"
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.
Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.
so it just suBMERGED ITS FACE THAT IS SO PRECIOUS
the lord of the rings triology
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.